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Review of fresh drink and big ass for workers with vitoria beatriz
Posted by gooncultist (7 months ago)i see vitoria beatriz, i click. this scene is honestly kinda tame compared to her later performances in the p-sluts series, but it's still a great double-anal gangbang with lots of piss chugging and puking. vitoria blowing several cups of piss out of her asshole is also a highlight!
Posted by gooncultist (7 months ago)i see vitoria beatriz, i click. this scene is honestly kinda tame compared to her later performances in the p-sluts series, but it's still a great double-anal gangbang with lots of piss chugging and puking. vitoria blowing several cups of piss out of her asshole is also a highlight!
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Review of Pinky Lee and Annie Cruz
Posted by gooncultist (8 months ago)this was the very first kink dot cum scene i ever watched. revisiting it now for the first time in 19 years, i'm still blown away by annie cruz, truly goated even among the elite lineup kink had in the early days
Posted by gooncultist (8 months ago)this was the very first kink dot cum scene i ever watched. revisiting it now for the first time in 19 years, i'm still blown away by annie cruz, truly goated even among the elite lineup kink had in the early days
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Review of Val's 1st Porniversary- Cake²
Posted by gooncultist (8 months ago)what every cakesitting scene wishes it could be. sure there's the usual twerking on a cake and it's crazy hot and i've cum to it ~100 times since this was released but there's also a cakeslime blowjob and fucking on top of it and smearing it all around. they really do use every part of the cake until it's reduced to sugary blue mush. the only tragedy is that val didn't make any sequels
Posted by gooncultist (8 months ago)what every cakesitting scene wishes it could be. sure there's the usual twerking on a cake and it's crazy hot and i've cum to it ~100 times since this was released but there's also a cakeslime blowjob and fucking on top of it and smearing it all around. they really do use every part of the cake until it's reduced to sugary blue mush. the only tragedy is that val didn't make any sequels
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Review of Candy Ass Bitch
Posted by gooncultist (8 months ago)the big studios don't release much WAM so i'm forced to settle for these types of WAM-adjacent scenes. i always liked this one, it's slick and messy and has lots of extreme closeups of k-rose's ass which make it feel like a more modern scene. also appreciate that they put real effort into the set instead of just shooting it on a couch in the traditional brazzerslop style
Posted by gooncultist (8 months ago)the big studios don't release much WAM so i'm forced to settle for these types of WAM-adjacent scenes. i always liked this one, it's slick and messy and has lots of extreme closeups of k-rose's ass which make it feel like a more modern scene. also appreciate that they put real effort into the set instead of just shooting it on a couch in the traditional brazzerslop style
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Review of HOW DO YOU CUM SO MUCH
Posted by gooncultist (8 months ago)transcendental masterpiece. everyone loves to say porn is art but this actually has structure & pacing & complex editing & an incredibly based messagealso rayray's balls holy shit
Posted by gooncultist (8 months ago)transcendental masterpiece. everyone loves to say porn is art but this actually has structure & pacing & complex editing & an incredibly based messagealso rayray's balls holy shit
Reply by Max (7 months ago)Ikr I watched this twice, it’s like a video essay
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Review of gagsgirls goes wet, vitoria beatriz 4on1, bwc, atm, dap, extreme deepthroat, manhandle, rough, big gapes, buttrose, pee cocktail/drink /shower, cum in mouth, swallow gio2856
Posted by gooncultist (8 months ago)another vitoria beatriz banger. group scenes in the greater legalporno diaspora always remind me (positively) of 2000s gonzo, there's zero glamour or pretense and everything feels slightly gross but that's how you know it's authentic. vitoria is perfect for it because she has literally endless stamina and i'm constantly amazed by how easily she can empty her stomach even though she does it in almost every scene
Posted by gooncultist (8 months ago)another vitoria beatriz banger. group scenes in the greater legalporno diaspora always remind me (positively) of 2000s gonzo, there's zero glamour or pretense and everything feels slightly gross but that's how you know it's authentic. vitoria is perfect for it because she has literally endless stamina and i'm constantly amazed by how easily she can empty her stomach even though she does it in almost every scene
Reply by BoringKate (8 months ago)She's great! A definite contributor to me wanting to take a crack at doing some puke porn (which frustratingly can't be sold basically anywhere)
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Review of Sharing A Couple Of Cocks In Group Play
Posted by gooncultist (8 months ago)during the interview there's an extended discussion about the best word for vagina and khloe is adamant that it's "cunt" which is absolutely burned into my brain for some reason. anyway pretty solid scene!
Posted by gooncultist (8 months ago)during the interview there's an extended discussion about the best word for vagina and khloe is adamant that it's "cunt" which is absolutely burned into my brain for some reason. anyway pretty solid scene!
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Review of TS ARIEL DEMURE & Hot Cisgender Girl
Posted by gooncultist (8 months ago)in this scene evil angel dares to ask the question "what happens if you make trans adrianocore" and the answer is "it fucking rules obviously"
Posted by gooncultist (8 months ago)in this scene evil angel dares to ask the question "what happens if you make trans adrianocore" and the answer is "it fucking rules obviously"
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Review of Manhandled #2
Posted by gooncultist (8 months ago)the release date on evil angel's website says 2024 which is totally wrong, this is from 2007. i'm glad they re-released it though because it's an absolute banger. rebeca's energy completely carries this scene, she is always egging the guys on and every time they slap her around she hits them right back with a wicked grin. at one point she's getting fucked from behind by mark wood and she starts kicking and slapping him in the ass to get him to fuck harder. in another memorable moment she lands a solid whack on his dick while sucking him off and he groans loudly which is just hilarious.this was directed by belladonna and on the dvd there's a 10-minute bts where the four of them are messing around on set. immaculate vibes. belladonna's directing is great as usual and i love the decision to keep rebeca's onepiece on the whole time, it's a fun oufit and makes her ass look huge in certain positions. super fun scene from a classic film.
Posted by gooncultist (8 months ago)the release date on evil angel's website says 2024 which is totally wrong, this is from 2007. i'm glad they re-released it though because it's an absolute banger. rebeca's energy completely carries this scene, she is always egging the guys on and every time they slap her around she hits them right back with a wicked grin. at one point she's getting fucked from behind by mark wood and she starts kicking and slapping him in the ass to get him to fuck harder. in another memorable moment she lands a solid whack on his dick while sucking him off and he groans loudly which is just hilarious.this was directed by belladonna and on the dvd there's a 10-minute bts where the four of them are messing around on set. immaculate vibes. belladonna's directing is great as usual and i love the decision to keep rebeca's onepiece on the whole time, it's a fun oufit and makes her ass look huge in certain positions. super fun scene from a classic film.
Reply by BoringKate (8 months ago)Evil Angels is overloaded with 2000s pornos that are listed as having just come out! I'm sure there are good reasons for it (there are probably some scenes that they aren't sure of the original release date for and when they rerelease stuff that had been taken down or had never been on the site before they probably want it to show up with all the other recent releases so that they get views), but it's so frustrating!I've been thinking about removing/blocking all the bangbros/brazzers compilation videos because they're redundant (the scenes they edit together have their own entries) and they're another big false release date contributor (it sucks to look up a girl that retired ages ago and have all the top results just be compilations).It's pretty rad that Rebeca Linares did actually come back and do a handful of scenes last year though. She'd been gone for long enough that I figured she was retired for good.
Reply by gooncultist (8 months ago)yes i was very pleasantly surprised to see rebeca's return! i haven't caught up on all of her new scenes but the ones i watched so far were really fun. i agree about hiding compilations. if they had interesting editing then i would feel differently, but they never do. (brazzers/bangbros are the worst offenders but evil angel has some as well, btw.)
Reply by BoringKate (8 months ago)Went ahead and deleted all of the entries for brazzers compilations and blocked them from being scraped in the future (plus fixed a problem with how it was scrapping cast names while I was at it) (I maybe hallucinated that bangbros was doing compilations too because I can't find any of em now) 👍
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Review of Getting Lucky With Lily & Willow
Posted by gooncultist (8 months ago)this is the ideal background scene. i mean this in the best possible way, it's fantastic for the 3rd or 4th monitor. the soft sucking sounds compliment whatever else you're watching, and occasionally you'll catch something hot in the corner of your eye. lily lou's new look perfectly compliments the adrianocore aesthetics. it's bright and upbeat and sloppy and there's lots of making out with buttholes, what more do you need?
Posted by gooncultist (8 months ago)this is the ideal background scene. i mean this in the best possible way, it's fantastic for the 3rd or 4th monitor. the soft sucking sounds compliment whatever else you're watching, and occasionally you'll catch something hot in the corner of your eye. lily lou's new look perfectly compliments the adrianocore aesthetics. it's bright and upbeat and sloppy and there's lots of making out with buttholes, what more do you need?
Reply by BoringKate (8 months ago)A genuine banger! I downloaded it as soon as it was online (I'm such a fan of Lily Lou and Willow Ryder) and I've cum to it tons of times!
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