Review of Mermaids: The Last Seaman
Posted by FelixQThompson (1 year ago)Look, if you're going to do a mermaid cosplay, you need to make a seaman vs semen reference in the title. That's just the law.

Reply by sarahthuman (1 year ago)got to appreciate good word play

Review of Best natural tits ever
Posted by CatTreeDreamCar (1 year ago)This is definitely just the Magic the Gathering player in me, but I have aspirations of trying to own every scene Sara Stone has ever done. Anyone else like to collect a single star?

Reply by FelixQThompson (1 year ago)Sara Stone is phenomenal! I was that way with Gianna Michaels back in the day. I had so many clips saved.

Review of Gorgeous Hazel Tucker Bares All!
Posted by BoringKate (1 year ago)Hazel Tucker will always be such an icon! She's so cute!Hung girls are neat, but girls with small dicks really just have me swooning in a whole other way! 😍

Review of 12" L Vector locked in my pussy + 300ml cumjections
Posted by BoringKate (1 year ago)Catherine the Great would be so proud!

Reply by CatTreeDreamCar (1 year ago)I've shown my partner this model because my brain physically can't understand where it all fits and I needed someone else to share in the confusion. WHERE DOES IT GO??

Reply by BoringKate (1 year ago)Soft silicone definitely compresses a lot, but it's still WILDLY impressive! She's amazing!

Reply by CatTreeDreamCar (1 year ago)You know. That makes a lot of sense. Agreed it's still incredibly impressive.

Reply by AlcibiadesDog (1 year ago)TWELVE INCHES? TWELVE INCHES? damn, that is very impressive. I could definitely not pull that off but I'm glad shes having fun w it

Review of Keisha Grey Scouts For An Interracial Gang Bang
Posted by snoozeville (1 year ago)a big fave of mine. Keisha is so CUTE. and she is clearly having a great time, she's smiling the whole way through. the scene looks like genuine fun for everyone. i'm not into rough or fast-paced GBs -- can't we all just slow down and fuck our friend together? seems like a chill and hot time. and her pubes here are on point

Review of A Bikini Kinda Day for Milly Marks
Posted by snoozeville (1 year ago)oh my gosh, i thought she quit? and she has bush?? incredible <3

Reply by BoringKate (1 year ago)I think XL Girls is lying about scene release dates (I'm not sure if they've completely stopped filming new scenes, but it's frustratingly something that a lot of pay sites do once they stop to give the appearance of activity). She doesn't look too far off in this scene (she could have lost a little weight), but "Milly Misbehaves" (which it says is from January 2024) has her looking WAY smaller and younger than she looked in plumperpass scenes from around the same time.Kinda makes me regret adding support for xlgirls.Regardless of any of that tho: She is absolutely such a babe 😍💖

Review of Smells Like Paris, Scene #01
Posted by snoozeville (1 year ago)this might be my favorite scene in all of porn...? hairy armpit Riley! Manuel's hairy thick dick dadbod! woof all around!

Review of Captain Buttfun
Posted by BoringKate (1 year ago)Lianna Lawson is so cool 😍

Reply by sarahthuman (1 year ago)so cool so hot at the same time,
love the hat got to appreciate committing to character
I believe she is the captain

Review of Ruby and Kiwi Fuck You
Posted by CleverSexName69 (1 year ago)Fun premise AND hot girls making out. What more could you want?

Reply by sarahthuman (1 year ago)it's a great premise especially with these two

Posted by Titania (1 year ago)anyone got recommendations for good public/outdoor scenes?

Reply by CleverSexName69 (1 year ago)I know Shiri has some good ones. But I went and looked the hottest one up on MV, and it's had its audio replaced by Minecraft villagers for some policy reason...

Review of Teacher's Pet: Kendra Spade Takes Revenge on Teacher Dee Williams
Posted by FelixQThompson (1 year ago)Dee Williams is of course wonderful in this (a true icon). But I really love Kendra Spade's dry delivery. The way she tosses out commands is almost comically straightforward. Really great stuff.

Review of Going For a Walk With My Butt Plug
Posted by sarahthuman (1 year ago)makes you wonder how many people out and about have butt plugs in them, I would like to think... all of them

Reply by FelixQThompson (1 year ago)I'm doing my part when I'm out and about. LOL

Reply by BoringKate (1 year ago)I keep meaning to do a follow up to this where I wander around plugged AND caged. Maybe this summer will finally be the one.

Review of TS Dominatrix Jesse Fucks and Punishes a Submissive Man AND a TS Man!
Posted by CleverSexName69 (1 year ago)I didn't know this scene existed. But Jesse is hot and the best at fucking guys, so it's probably extremely good.

Review of XL deigo vaginal with clown makeup
Posted by BoringKate (1 year ago)I've had an unopened thing of face paint sitting on my desk for months now. I really need to take a crack at that at some point. For clown girl porn reasons.

Review of Delightful Daphne
Posted by BoringKate (1 year ago)It kills me that she doesn't have a more searchable name. What an absolute babe!

Review of Pranked & Stuck For Sneaky Fucks
Posted by FelixQThompson (1 year ago)I'm not entirely sure they fully explore the "dildo on a roomba" concept that they introduce. A lot of lost potential in that arena.Also, every time they cut to under the bed and you could see that they had to add blocks to the legs of the bed frame to fit the camera and Abigaiil Morris under the bed, it looked very precarious. I was honestly nervous everything would collapse.Still, super hot stuff.

Review of Tessa's Big Tease
Posted by sarahthuman (1 year ago)sometimes you got to appreciate set design those little details that makes a porn scene extra special, take those two wicker jugs if this were an old masters oil painting they would hold great meaning base on their and size that little blue ribbon would hold some particularly important significance. Also hot girl stripping off and enjoying herself that's pretty great too.

Reply by sarahthuman (1 year ago)when you notice a type on your reviews "great meaning base on their position and size" while a good observation was also an innuendo *sigh*

Review of Angela White Begs to Suffer For Her Master in Metal Bondage
Posted by FelixQThompson (1 year ago)In the interview at the beginning, Angela White talks about how shaving her head is a hard no because it would interfere with her image and I totally understand that. However, Angela White with a shaved head would fix me in ways I can't describe. Such a shame! Still, it's Angela White, this video is crazy hot.

Reply by BoringKate (1 year ago)Wow! I hadn't realize she had ever done scenes with kink.com before!Someone should really put me in bondage and shave my head etc.

Review of She-Male Police #02, Scene #03
Posted by CleverSexName69 (1 year ago)(clip unrelated, it's some of her earlier work)We, as a society, erred when we allowed people to claim that Bailey Jay has become less attractive with age without consequence.Juliette Stray is a legend too!

Reply by HiddenPastry (1 year ago)If feels like almost every time someone says a pornstar got fat or less attractive it’s just them going from rail thin to a healthy weight while still being hot as hell.

Reply by BoringKate (1 year ago)Can confirm! Just nutted to a recent video of her! She's still hot!

Review of Stripping & Touching Myself On a Hike
Posted by sarahthuman (1 year ago)They are so cute and delightfully hung I had to check them out, also I need to go on more hikes.