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Review of Deep Sloppy Anal Tentacle
Posted by BoringKate (5 months ago)Undeniably top notch porn, but I'm always so like "wtf" when girls center their whole brand around having a boyfriend.Literally nobody is watching because of him, babe! He's not even in most of your scenes! Did he make you name your accounts that way? What happens if you two break up? He seems possessive and controlling! You should break up with him!Great porn tho!
Posted by BoringKate (5 months ago)Undeniably top notch porn, but I'm always so like "wtf" when girls center their whole brand around having a boyfriend.Literally nobody is watching because of him, babe! He's not even in most of your scenes! Did he make you name your accounts that way? What happens if you two break up? He seems possessive and controlling! You should break up with him!Great porn tho!
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Review of Mr Hankey's XL Atlas
Posted by sarahthuman (5 months ago)dang just dang that is just so impressive, the human body is a wonder it's almost as big as her, dang!!I also love her outfit so much rainbow coloured and minimal perfect for any occasion
Posted by sarahthuman (5 months ago)dang just dang that is just so impressive, the human body is a wonder it's almost as big as her, dang!!I also love her outfit so much rainbow coloured and minimal perfect for any occasion
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Review of Nikki Benz Sales Manager
Posted by sarahthuman (5 months ago)Remember when homes had dedicated computer room/office not that this isn't a legit bossiness office in a business setting. Now a days you have to have your work affairs in under ten minutes so Teams doesn't say your away, the corporate world needs to be more accommodating for casual sex.
Posted by sarahthuman (5 months ago)Remember when homes had dedicated computer room/office not that this isn't a legit bossiness office in a business setting. Now a days you have to have your work affairs in under ten minutes so Teams doesn't say your away, the corporate world needs to be more accommodating for casual sex.
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Reply by BoringKate (5 months ago)100%! Jenezial rules!
Reply by sarahthuman (5 months ago)Jenezial is very lovely
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Review of Allanah Gets Off WIth Gia
Posted by CleverSexName69 (5 months ago)Mostly I just wanted to post something again. Allanah Starr and Gia Darling were/are goddesses though.Also, it's a shame these old scenes don't have a proper video preview anymore
Posted by CleverSexName69 (5 months ago)Mostly I just wanted to post something again. Allanah Starr and Gia Darling were/are goddesses though.Also, it's a shame these old scenes don't have a proper video preview anymore
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Review of GMEM-039
Posted by BoringKate (6 months ago)I would be so good at being a failed Interpol agent. I would completely abstain from from the actual assigned work and get immediately captured by perverts.
Posted by BoringKate (6 months ago)I would be so good at being a failed Interpol agent. I would completely abstain from from the actual assigned work and get immediately captured by perverts.
Review of MIAB-526
Posted by swampert (6 months ago)hmmmm it seems i can no longer add scenes from javtrailers.... okay well let's do this the old fashioned way for now. miab-526 is pretty stellar but almost lost me when the guy actually got to have sex with her - thank god that was just a dream! talk about what could've been an instant fantasy ruiner! i do love his absolute sadsack faces throughout this, real pathetic wet cat energy, and kitamura is of course doing incredible work as the unattainable hot neighbor
Posted by swampert (6 months ago)hmmmm it seems i can no longer add scenes from javtrailers.... okay well let's do this the old fashioned way for now. miab-526 is pretty stellar but almost lost me when the guy actually got to have sex with her - thank god that was just a dream! talk about what could've been an instant fantasy ruiner! i do love his absolute sadsack faces throughout this, real pathetic wet cat energy, and kitamura is of course doing incredible work as the unattainable hot neighbor
Reply by BoringKate (6 months ago)Thanks for the heads up!I fixed javtrailers scraping (it was a quick and easy fix, but unfortunately now it's super slow and reliant on third party service just like scraping scenes from evil angels etc), added the movie to the database, and then used my godlike admin powers to retroactively attach your review to it :3
Reply by swampert (6 months ago)wow! i always hoped to discover there was a benevolent god out there using her powers for pornly good, thank you!
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Review of Dedicated Gooner
Posted by swampert (6 months ago)great clip with an incredible thesis: jerking off more makes you a better and more admirable person! this is so true!! sort of a "the nerds of today will be the ceos of tomorrow" style statement for people who aren't invested in capitalism and are invested in hot women calling them losers and good boys at the same time (which, sure, i'm a good girl, but that doesn't mean i can't fetishize getting called a good boy! i'm multiface- WAIT review cancelled i just noticed the complete flowers of evil collection in the background. immediate 11/10 stars, oshimi fans stay gooning
Posted by swampert (6 months ago)great clip with an incredible thesis: jerking off more makes you a better and more admirable person! this is so true!! sort of a "the nerds of today will be the ceos of tomorrow" style statement for people who aren't invested in capitalism and are invested in hot women calling them losers and good boys at the same time (which, sure, i'm a good girl, but that doesn't mean i can't fetishize getting called a good boy! i'm multiface- WAIT review cancelled i just noticed the complete flowers of evil collection in the background. immediate 11/10 stars, oshimi fans stay gooning
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Review of Vibrating My Prostate
Posted by BoringKate (6 months ago)New scene just dropped. Reviewed so that you all see it. Have fun getting advertised to, gooners! 💖
Posted by BoringKate (6 months ago)New scene just dropped. Reviewed so that you all see it. Have fun getting advertised to, gooners! 💖
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Reply by BoringKate (6 months ago)She's adorable and I've got a big appreciation for any porno featuring skater girls (even just girls nervously rolling forward for a moment on a board)!
2 likes received
1 like received
Review of Sexy Lacey Loves to do Doggy!
Posted by BoringKate (6 months ago)I'm showing my age, but I had such a thing for Lacey DuValle as a teen. I hope she's doing well wherever she is these days!
Posted by BoringKate (6 months ago)I'm showing my age, but I had such a thing for Lacey DuValle as a teen. I hope she's doing well wherever she is these days!
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Review of More of My Bod in Bed
Posted by BoringKate (7 months ago)This one's a true banger! Legit one of my fav scenes of all time! (In my totally unbiased opinion)
Posted by BoringKate (7 months ago)This one's a true banger! Legit one of my fav scenes of all time! (In my totally unbiased opinion)
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Review of I Want Your Cum
Posted by sarahthuman (7 months ago)got to love positive reinforcement and Jessica does a lovely job and in bunny ears of course
Posted by sarahthuman (7 months ago)got to love positive reinforcement and Jessica does a lovely job and in bunny ears of course
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Review of dap destination goes wet, emma stone xxx, 2on1, bbc, dap, dp, gapes, buttrose, pee drink, creampie swallow gl824
Posted by ivyleagueman (8 months ago)Incredible performance by Emma stone! Intense and authentic.
Posted by ivyleagueman (8 months ago)Incredible performance by Emma stone! Intense and authentic.
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Review of Bubble Baths Are Slutty
Posted by BoringKate (8 months ago)Can't believe I forgot to post over here about a new scene dropping on ManyVids!In my obviously totally unbiased opinion: A 10/10 scene!
Posted by BoringKate (8 months ago)Can't believe I forgot to post over here about a new scene dropping on ManyVids!In my obviously totally unbiased opinion: A 10/10 scene!
Reply by sarahthuman (8 months ago)13/10 inspired me to bathe and grow bigger boobs
Reply by ivyleagueman (8 months ago)hey! love the website. how do we leave our own reviews?
Reply by ivyleagueman (8 months ago)can we volunteer our tech skills to help you?
Reply by BoringKate (8 months ago)Looks like you figured it out :3And I've got it covered, but thank you!
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Review of She Really Wants a Wiener
Posted by theroticrazy (8 months ago)This ones a bit rough and stupid at the start but of course there's a little comedy as that's any usual porno
but I do really liked this one because there's a little moment ( you can see it in the thumbnail ) where they do it inside the shower and there you can hear their muffled moans and shit like that.
I thought that was kinda creative and sexy. Charly as always is fucking mesmerizing.
Posted by theroticrazy (8 months ago)This ones a bit rough and stupid at the start but of course there's a little comedy as that's any usual porno
but I do really liked this one because there's a little moment ( you can see it in the thumbnail ) where they do it inside the shower and there you can hear their muffled moans and shit like that.
I thought that was kinda creative and sexy. Charly as always is fucking mesmerizing.
2 likes received
Review of Jessi Sunshine Gets Rock-Hard!
Posted by sarahthuman (9 months ago)she's so cute. glasses make such a good accessory you can put them on, you can take them off, they can get cover in a sticky mess, also they help you see so versatile and look cute as heck.
Posted by sarahthuman (9 months ago)she's so cute. glasses make such a good accessory you can put them on, you can take them off, they can get cover in a sticky mess, also they help you see so versatile and look cute as heck.
1 like received
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