Username: FelixQThompsonJoin date: 2024-12-25 (2 years ago)Last online: 2025-02-23 (1 year ago)Posts: 36Replies: 40Points: 215Bio: A lover of porn since the early 2000s. Pay for your porn, people! Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/felixqthompson.bsky.social

Review of POP! POP! POP WITH ME! BiMBO BOOBS
Posted by FelixQThompson (2 years ago)Look, shiny big tits. Not sure what else you need in life. Pop pop pop indeed!

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Review of Pervy Guy Fucks Both Curvy Lookalikes
Posted by FelixQThompson (2 years ago)My partner has an identical twin and I'm not saying this has happened to me but it's a real potential hazard in our relationship and I'm ever vigilant.

Reply by BoringKate (2 years ago)Abigaiil Morris's body is bonkers (which I mean in the best way possible)!Also I'm sad that I've never banged twins. I feel like sex comedies led me to believe that I'd be encountering slutty twins almost as often as quicksand. I have had sex with two guys that were brothers, but not on the same day or anything like that.

Review of Horny Divorced Church Whore CumFest Bukkake Part 2
Posted by FelixQThompson (2 years ago)Damn, I gotta get back to church. Honestly though, it's impressive what Annabelle Rogers is able to do with just some dildos and cum lube. She's really able to stretch a simple premise and I love that.

Review of THE ROCKY WHORROR ORGY SHOW
Posted by FelixQThompson (2 years ago)For those of us who watched Rocky Horror late at night while everyone else was asleep, even actual porn doesn't feel as transgressive as those nights. But it's still hot. Special shout out to the ever amazing Gwen Adora as Magenta in this and Sophia Locke as Columbia.

Review of Joanna's Oily Workout
Posted by FelixQThompson (2 years ago)Joanna Angel and Small Hands are an iconic couple and their chemistry is undeniable on screen. I will say, I used to love those Jeweled Butt Plugs because they are adorable but I've heard too many anecdotal stories about the base not being wide enough to be safe. So now I get nervous when I see them. But not with Joanna Angel. She's a pro. She's got this.

Review of The Magical Sunny Lane
Posted by FelixQThompson (2 years ago)There was this crazy show called Pants-Off, Dance-Off from the mid 2000s on some cable channel and that was the first time I saw Sunny Lane at like 1 in the morning while flipping channels. Her personality is so bubbly and fun and I absolutely adored her stuff. A truly great butt that you'll never get out of your head.

Review of Hair is Everything
Posted by FelixQThompson (2 years ago)I was obsessed with this clip when it came out, to the point that I tried to get me hair to look like Daisy Taylor's hair (my hair is way too curly for that, but oh well). Also, Mason Lear is exactly the kind barber I need to start going to see. Really appreciate that "detail work".

Reply by CleverSexName69 (2 years ago)I haven't seen anything with Daisy Taylor in a long time. I'd *almost* forgotten how incredibly hot she is.

Review of POV Jugg Fuckers #05, Scene #06
Posted by FelixQThompson (2 years ago)For those of us still processing our emo/goth phase, Larkin Love is the ideal pornstar. I use to stand in front of the mirror and try to get my tongue to do what she can do with her tongue. It's truly magic.

Review of Stroke n Send Into Your Morning Coffee
Posted by FelixQThompson (2 years ago)I'm not typically into findom (not in my tax bracket) but Pomma G makes it work so well. She can ruin my life any day!

Reply by BoringKate (2 years ago)Wow! She's a cutie!

Review of [MISSING/DELETED SCENE]
Posted by FelixQThompson (2 years ago)Absolute blast of a video. Puck does a great job of evoking the character without fully going monster fucker (though her monster cosplay stuff is great too). Love the touch of the talon like nails. Really gets me to want to download Duolingo. Maybe after I jerk off one more time...

Reply by BoringKate (2 years ago)Maybe I'd actually be able to speak french if she was my teacher!